C ([info]choffman) wrote,
@ 2008-10-08 23:10:00
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Feeling pretty existentialist this evening. I should be studying instead, of course. (Isn't that always the way it works?)

If you dislike something, fix it... but what if you can't tell?

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[info]ariseishirou
2008-10-09 06:21 am UTC (link)
Can't tell if you dislike it?

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[info]choffman
2008-10-09 06:28 am UTC (link)
Relates to matter discussed earlier.

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[info]ariseishirou
2008-10-09 06:37 am UTC (link)
Ooooh, a sekrit.

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[info]choffman
2008-10-09 06:39 am UTC (link)
No, I discussed said matter with you, you tard. It's just sekrit from just about everyone else. I said I would think about it. I've been thinking about it and I don't think I'm any closer to figuring it out.

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[info]davethebrave
2008-10-09 10:21 am UTC (link)
Oh, this is easy to figure out. It's not a phallic crotchgrowth, it's your rather large penis. Notice the ejaculate that comes out when you think about pipecleaner. See? Penis.

Problem solved.

New problem: WAT PUT IT IN?!

New solution: ALL THINGS

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[info]choffman
2008-10-09 06:40 pm UTC (link)
This is the best solution ever.

Also, how did you know about my pipecleaner fetish? Mmm the bristly hairy bristles macerating my urethra.... oh god yes.

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[info]phaseonehundred
2008-10-09 06:54 pm UTC (link)
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you just made my day.

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[info]davethebrave
2008-10-10 02:28 am UTC (link)
I know because we are part of the same big fat man. I feel it too. And no matter what I do, I feel the pain. Of pipecleaners.

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