C ([info]choffman) wrote,
@ 2009-01-12 12:03:00
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Observations In A Public Place
I was about to post a big growly post about how I'm tired and bawwwww life and sundry, but I just found a loonie on a chair.

Loonie. :3

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People watching is one of my favorite things to do, and I've got the best setup going on here in my corner, sequestered away by a vending machine. People purchase coffee every now and again, and construction workers are sitting down to lunch. Two girls walk toward the lounge clutching beverage cups, their eyebrows raise, and they turn straight around again in perfect unison with their noses tilted up ever so slightly. Too crowded.

A heavyset manboy with facial growth - who wears a hat that you might imagine on a hobbyist lake fisherman - walks with an uneven, tilting gait, down the full length of the lobby. It's like his gut is propelling his entire body forward. He looks furitively around him as he goes- as if on some level he's aware that I'm watching him. I notice that he favors his right leg before he passes from my line of sight.

Everyone who enters from the side door at the opposite end of the hall (coming in from the old Elliot wing) paces around with alert expressions. Their eyebrows pull up and crinkle their foreheads, and their mouths open slightly as they glance up, down, to the side in quick motions. They look perpetually lost, but walk fast to cover it; this is a new building after all.

I and every other guy in here look up when a pretty girl gets up to leave, our eyes all centered in the same concentrated effort to see as much as we can of her ass before she rounds the corner.

We resume our business as soon as she is gone.



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[info]sl0th
2009-01-12 08:38 pm UTC (link)
You should get a twitter for things like this :P
CHPeopleWatching or something.

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[info]choffman
2009-01-12 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Not going to happen, as I find Twitter pretty reprehensible. I don't presume to think that anyone is interested in my minutia, to steal a sentiment from Tycho Brahe.

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[info]marri
2009-01-12 08:45 pm UTC (link)
START PRESUMING

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[info]sl0th
2009-01-14 02:44 am UTC (link)
I see no difference between twitter and livejournal, or blogger. Twitter is just more restrictive.
I'm sure there are people who update their livejournals with "8:05am. took 5 steps, brushed teeth, took 27 steps, opened the refrigerator door, acquired pickle. Thought about you, took a breath, blinked"

I'm also guessing you havn't used the service, presumption indeed! :P

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[info]choffman
2009-01-14 03:33 am UTC (link)
As respectfully as possible...you're full of shit. 90% of the time I and the majority of the people on my flist make a journal entry, it is something substantive and thought provoking. 90% of twitter updates are "I just ate a sandwich/walked the dog/watched x movie". And yes, I have used the service- there are many, many people on my flist that post their twitter feeds to their flists, such as yourself.

I don't feel I need to post things I would say in an im conversation to the entire internet. If I did, I would use 4chan more.

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[info]marri
2009-01-12 08:46 pm UTC (link)
I think we should start a Spy Log LJ meme. If there's one thing more satisfying than people-watching, it's people-watching through another's eyes.

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[info]choffman
2009-01-12 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit, yes.

Let's do it. Meme time.

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[info]strawberrygoth
2009-01-12 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I love people watching! It's really fun, and noting things about people is interesting.

Although recently my people watching has been relegated to "is there anyone hot around?"

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[info]choffman
2009-01-12 10:36 pm UTC (link)
To be fair I get my share of looks from people I pass by too. Although I'm not sure they are "wooo hot person" looks.

I mean.. some of them probably are.


...Maybe.

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[info]strawberrygoth
2009-01-13 12:58 am UTC (link)
I hope I get those...sometimes I know I get those...but recently I think it's more "Hey...that chick's hair is purple."

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[info]davethebrave
2009-01-12 11:52 pm UTC (link)
I people watch so hard sometimes I cum.

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[info]marri
2009-01-13 03:15 am UTC (link)
Stop stealing my hobbies

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[info]davethebrave
2009-01-13 06:16 am UTC (link)
Stop stealing my cum.

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[info]vespawoman
2009-01-13 11:05 pm UTC (link)
lol, this has nothing to due with this post, but I found a file on my computer in my download folder called "C-sexyani" and I'm like...WTF is this and it's someone singing that popular r&B/hiphop song. Then it dawned on me..."C...Ohh! I get it!". I must have downloaded this when that song MEME was going around and I just now listened to it. You have a nice voice.

I kinda find it somewhat fitting to hear this in relation of you starting at a hawt chick's ass xDD;

I'm too oblivious to watch people or too busy >.>;

(OMG I edited this post more than I wanted to. Sorry!)

Edited at 2009-01-13 11:06 pm UTC

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[info]choffman
2009-01-14 12:50 am UTC (link)
lol I'm glad you enjoyed. I never got around to the rest of that meme, did I?

Oh well.

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